Hah

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 whip
  a stone
(1, 0, D:1)
  a +0 club
  a goblin corpse
(10, -3, D:1)
  a hobgoblin corpse

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a +0 pair of gloves
(0, 2, D:2)
  a potion of attraction
(4, 4, D:2)
  a +0 plate armour