idiocracy

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 whip
(5, -51, D:1)
  a +0 scale mail
(5, -47, D:1)
  a rat corpse (skeletalised by now)
(5, -3, D:1)
  a +0 club
  a goblin skeleton
(8, -20, D:1)
  a +0 mace
(12, -16, D:1)
  6 stones
(14, -54, D:1)
  a ball python corpse (skeletalised by now)
(15, 0, D:1)
  a +0 club
(16, -44, D:1)
  8 stones
(32, -13, D:1)
  a rat corpse (skeletalised by now)
(35, -6, D:1)
  a ball python corpse (skeletalised by now)
(46, -43, D:1)
  4 stones
(48, -54, D:1)
  a bat corpse (skeletalised by now)
(48, -43, D:1)
  a +0 short sword
  2 stones
  a kobold corpse (skeletalised by now)

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a giant cockroach corpse
(3, -1, D:2)
  a +0 dagger
  a kobold corpse
(5, -4, D:2)
  a +0 club
  a kobold corpse
(9, -4, D:2)
  6 stones
(12, 8, D:2)
  a +0 chain mail
(18, 15, D:2)
  a +0 hand axe
(21, 28, D:2)
  a rat corpse (skeletalised by now)
(21, 33, D:2)
  a +0 dagger
(27, 21, D:2)
  a +0 club
(28, 24, D:2)
  a +0 club
(33, 28, D:2)
  a ball python corpse (skeletalised by now)