idiocracy

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 ring mail
(9, 0, D:1)
  a rat corpse (skeletalised by now)

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a +0 leather armour
(12, 40, D:2)
  a bat corpse
(15, 0, D:2)
  a +0 short sword
  a kobold corpse (skeletalised by now)
(16, 39, D:2)
  a bat corpse
(17, 2, D:2)
  a hobgoblin corpse (skeletalised by now)
(18, 38, D:2)
  a +0 falchion
  a +0 chain mail
(23, -1, D:2)
  a +0 halberd
(27, 46, D:2)
  a giant cockroach corpse
(28, 19, D:2)
  a +0 club
  a goblin corpse (skeletalised by now)
(30, 21, D:2)
  a bat skeleton
(32, 39, D:2)
  a +0 hammer
(34, 21, D:2)
  a +0 club
(38, 38, D:2)
  a ball python corpse
(42, 23, D:2)
  a quokka skeleton
(50, 40, D:2)
  a +0 scythe
  a +0 robe
  the human corpse of Sigmund (skeletalised by now)