idiocracy

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a rat skeleton
(0, 9, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
  a kobold skeleton
(5, 19, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(6, -5, D:1)
  a ball python skeleton
(16, -3, D:1)
  a quokka skeleton
(30, 35, D:1)
  a +0 club
(42, -11, D:1)
  a +0 whip

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  an adder corpse