idiocracy

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 club
  a goblin corpse (skeletalised by now)
(2, 2, D:1)
  a +0 short sword
(7, 8, D:1)
  a +0 club
(8, 15, D:1)
  a +0 pair of boots
(12, 2, D:1)
  9 stones
(18, 22, D:1)
  a +0 club
(19, -11, D:1)
  a rat corpse (skeletalised by now)
(20, 30, D:1)
  a kobold corpse (skeletalised by now)
(22, -17, D:1)
  a +0 club
(22, -7, D:1)
  a hobgoblin corpse (skeletalised by now)
(23, 29, D:1)
  a frilled lizard corpse (skeletalised by now)
(23, 31, D:1)
  a bat corpse (skeletalised by now)
(32, 10, D:1)
  a hobgoblin skeleton
(32, 11, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(33, 4, D:1)
  a kobold skeleton
(34, 2, D:1)
  6 stones
(36, 25, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(46, -1, D:1)
  a frilled lizard skeleton

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a rat corpse (skeletalised by now)
(12, 12, D:2)
  a +0 spear
(13, -4, D:2)
  a +0 dagger
  a +0 club
  a kobold corpse
  a goblin corpse (skeletalised by now)
(13, 3, D:2)
  a ball python corpse