idiocracy

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(7, -8, D:1)
  a scroll of fog
(8, -1, D:1)
  9 gold pieces
  a +0 club
  a hobgoblin corpse
(10, -7, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(14, -7, D:1)
  a +0 robe