idiocracy

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 robe
(12, -15, D:1)
  a +0 dagger

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a +0 club
(0, 4, D:2)
  a ball python corpse (skeletalised by now)
(5, 6, D:2)
  a +0 dagger
  a kobold corpse
(6, 8, D:2)
  a bat corpse
(15, 7, D:2)
  a kobold corpse
(15, 8, D:2)
  a +0 dagger

Level 3 of the Dungeon

Level 4 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:4)
  a +0 robe

Level 5 of the Dungeon
(5, -3, D:5)
  a scroll of fog
(6, -7, D:5)
  14 gold pieces
(9, 2, D:5)
  a +0 ring mail
(10, -5, D:5)
  a potion of enlightenment
(12, -8, D:5)
  a +0 leather armour
  a +0 flail